https://of-hooks-and-swans.tumblr.com/

iamhannalashay: Don’t crack jokes about people’s bodies. Idc how well you may think you know them....

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:16:16 -0400

Don’t crack jokes about people’s bodies. Idc how well you may think you know them. They may laugh it off but then go home & cry about it.

xemmaloveskillianx: rrhysfeyre: Reminder that Killian Jones couldn’t keep the smile off his face...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:02:57 -0400

xemmaloveskillianx:

rrhysfeyre:

Reminder that Killian Jones couldn’t keep the smile off his face when the woman who ruined his plans, bested him, saw through his act and nearly fed him to an ogre decided she’d be the one to accompany him on the beanstalk

makerofrunevests: just-shower-thoughts:It’s weird that the vikings believed in nine worlds when...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:09:53 -0400

makerofrunevests:

just-shower-thoughts:
It’s weird that the vikings believed in nine worlds when there are nine planets in our solar system.

We should count Pluto. The Vikings have spoken.

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:06:24 -0400

o-kau: what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:44:33 -0400

o-kau:

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

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Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:42:47 -0400

officialpigeon: “Money can’t make you happy” WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:59:49 -0400

officialpigeon:

“Money can’t make you happy”

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

allmymetaphors: if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:01:35 -0400

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong

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Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:28:16 -0400

theautobiographicalapprentice: This is what invasive thoughts...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:28:59 -0400

theautobiographicalapprentice:

This is what invasive thoughts look like

beefchoy: normal things with creepy connotations: stopped clocks people accidentally speaking in...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:08:56 -0400

beefchoy:

normal things with creepy connotations:

stopped clocks

people accidentally speaking in unison

cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)

seeing a light go off in a window

static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up

slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent

finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight

There’s a bug on the underside of a leaf on one of my plants and it’s eating the leaves...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 09:23:01 -0400

There’s a bug on the underside of a leaf on one of my plants and it’s eating the leaves but I’m too afraid of bugs to kill it, but I don’t want it to completely destroy the plant or get to the others, especially the ones in the same container, and I don’t know what to do

tiaralilibet: 365 Days of Killian Jones ➡ Day 63

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:58:06 -0400

tiaralilibet:

365 Days of Killian Jones ➡ Day 63

regardstosoulandromance: twitter user @ likewatercress speaks...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:40:34 -0400

regardstosoulandromance:

twitter user @ likewatercress speaks the truth

beevean: snorlaxatives: @ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:20:32 -0400

beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

sir-galavant: I present to you Part 4 of the Galavant Text Post...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:15:18 -0400

sir-galavant:

I present to you Part 4 of the Galavant Text Post Meme! (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5, Part 6)

abbystaffyisgeek13: Whenever an author calls their fanfiction the “au nobody asked for” you know...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:12:31 -0400

abbystaffyisgeek13:

Whenever an author calls their fanfiction the “au nobody asked for” you know it’s going to be brilliant.

bitterbitchclubpresident: corbeezyyy: team-aqua-grunt-sharky: courtcourttheshort: pansexualpizza:...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 15:48:59 -0400

bitterbitchclubpresident:

corbeezyyy:

team-aqua-grunt-sharky:

courtcourttheshort:

pansexualpizza:

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

I’ve never thought about it like this.

You should keep everything to yourself as much as possible including social media (which is getting harder and harder to do) the less you offer the better.

syneblue-blog: bairnsidhe: trusmurff: A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 10:50:22 -0400

syneblue-blog:

bairnsidhe:

trusmurff:

A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something just as dull and it just kinda dawns on her that she loves him but she doesn’t voice it cause she isn’t exactly ready to confront thoes emotions and what they mean so she goes back to filing her nails but then is starts raining glitter and Beast is defying gravity in a glowing ball of light and the castle is changing back and everyone becomes human again. Then everyone is left in silent moment of shock and confusion and Belle, being completely unaware of what it takes to break the curse, is just staring around in horror while everyone freshly humanized comes running into whatever room she and Beast were in (probably the library) expecting to see something other than human Beast in a heap on the ground and Belle across the room in a chair frozen in shock and confusion and everyone just kinda looks at each other for a couple of seconds not realy sure what to say cause nobody is entirely sure what happened other than the curse was broken. Then Beast finaly gets up and looks around and realizes what this means and looks at Belle and is just like “you love me?” And Belle is just like “wat?”

ALTERNATELY: Belle falls in love slowly. As a result, Beast turns back into a human slowly. She overhears him singing in the shower (it’s amazing how old pipes echo) and realizes it’s that song she was trying to teach herself on the piano (okay, that the piano was teaching her). It’s sweet and mundane, and lovely. Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Beast is humming nervously as he looks at the fur clogging the drain. He thought at least he’d be free of male pattern balding since he’s cursed! Later, Belle gets a cold, and Beast brings her soup and sandwiches, and she curses at him because how dare he have such a hearty immune system, and he chuckles and leaves it. After he’s gone, she notices he cut the grilled cheese on the diagonal, crusts off, exactly right. Beast, downstairs, trips and falls, because the sudden lack of toe-claws threw off his balance.

And so on and so forth, so slowly she doesn’t really see it, she just assumes her memories were colored by her fear. Until one day, as he goes out to tend his roses, she yells “Bye, love you!” and when he comes back in, all excited, she nearly beans him with an encyclopedia, because “WHAT THE FUCK, WHO ARE YOU?” and Beast is just “You seriously didn’t notice me turning back into a human? You are so smart… and SO DUMB, I BEEN NEARLY DYING EVERY TIME, WHY DO I LOVE YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL DISASTER WOMAN!”

And Belle goes “…what?”

1000% here for Belle the beautiful disaster woman

fixc: checks bag OK it’s there closes bag…. 2 seconds later okay but is it REALLY there...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 10:37:00 -0400

fixc:

*checks bag* OK it’s there
*closes bag*….
*2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

https://of-hooks-and-swans.tumblr.com/

iamhannalashay: Don’t crack jokes about people’s bodies. Idc how well you may think you know them....

xemmaloveskillianx: rrhysfeyre: Reminder that Killian Jones couldn’t keep the smile off his face...

makerofrunevests: just-shower-thoughts:It’s weird that the vikings believed in nine worlds when...

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o-kau: what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my...

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officialpigeon: “Money can’t make you happy” WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

allmymetaphors: if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead...

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theautobiographicalapprentice: This is what invasive thoughts...

beefchoy: normal things with creepy connotations: stopped clocks people accidentally speaking in...

There’s a bug on the underside of a leaf on one of my plants and it’s eating the leaves...

tiaralilibet: 365 Days of Killian Jones ➡ Day 63

regardstosoulandromance: twitter user @ likewatercress speaks...

beevean: snorlaxatives: @ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass...

sir-galavant: I present to you Part 4 of the Galavant Text Post...

abbystaffyisgeek13: Whenever an author calls their fanfiction the “au nobody asked for” you know...

bitterbitchclubpresident: corbeezyyy: team-aqua-grunt-sharky: courtcourttheshort: pansexualpizza:...

syneblue-blog: bairnsidhe: trusmurff: A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves...

fixc: *checks bag* OK it’s there *closes bag*…. *2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there...

fixc: checks bag OK it’s there closes bag…. 2 seconds later okay but is it REALLY there...